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Ignorance A Day,Keeps Apple Rich.

I have always related anything to do with computers to Bill Gates.Not only cause he founded Microsoft Windows but mainly cause he din't try to rip us of our cash with ridiculous sale tactics.
Steve Jobs on the other hand.
He likes stuffing dead rodents in his rectum and of course,making more and more money through hiking prices of his douche friendly products.But why,why would you buy a Mac instead of a PC?
If your brain is transmitting a message to your mouth which reads "because it looks good" then I suggest you shoot your brain before your mouth gets to know anything.
So apart from that I'm guessing its the uncanny ability to avoid crashes and viruses and STDs?
(On an unrelated note)...Grow some balls..and wear a condom.
Why would you even bother to even think about considering to bother to think about considering buying any of apples products?? (Mind-fuck much?)
The image below pretty much sums up my entire argument.

More over,Twilight has an Apple on one of its covers.So now what do you think?

Exactly.

Steve Jobs likes read rodents up his butt,all day long.

Just One Too Many.

So whats the deal with polygamy?I really don't get it.Here is the catch,for all those who think it is unfair to the woman are possibly quite wrong.Heres why,the guy is being used by multiple woman.A good thing??..Hell no it ain't a good thing.

Maybe for a week or two but then what?Having one wife itself seems pretty messed up with the nagging and what not and then having more than one wife.Man that shit is so messed up it is just beyond me.

"Love" would probably die brutally right in the early days and there are kids...Kids...and kids...and more kids.

Now,unless the guy owns a cow which shits out all sorts of currency it ain't going to make this situation easy.

And why call it Polygamy?I honestly when young thought it was some sort of a game.Well,it is isn't it.

I ain't pointing fingers at no religion or culture.

Cause pointing finger through a computer screen is like singing "OH FORTUNA" while taking a dump.Feels good as hell but ain't worth a crap.

This is all too much for me.

What does it mean?

No,this ain't a thesis on the double rainbow (That shit just cannot be explained).But rather it's about people without comebacks or better responses.
eg 1.
Me:"hey,you are a complete idiot".


Random 1:"what do you mean I'm a complete idiot?".


Honestly,it does not mean that I think you have a gorgeous brow and would love some oreos in your nostrils.It god damn means "you are an idiot"idiot.

eg 2.
Me:"Hey I think the guy you are looking for just left".


Random 2:"What do you mean he left?".


Sigh,I could explain his departure better to you but unfortunately I don't really speak retard.
So stop asking the meaning of statements which can never be questions.
It's stupid.Infact it's more than stupid.
It's a red raccoons butt cream.
So,are you a dead raccoons but cream?....well?
I thought so.

HA.

lol.

wat the fuck is that?

lol.

it dosent even look like a word.

All you fucking lol,rofl,roflmao,dsfhjgh(i just made that up)(no wait i didnt)(no i did.fuckface) "coolsters".

Stop.

It is not cool.no wait kewl(fuckface),to use that.It is not a word and if u really found something that funny then laugh fuckers.

LAUGH!

Online fine,its just acceptable,but when i fucking tell you a 10 min story about how i banged your neighbours mom(actually yours) and then got caught by neighbours dad(your dad) and all i get is a fucking lol then i am pissed.

and finally those "champs" who use it with their parents.

you wonder why your adopted.

That's It That.

Sm Shet

Spheres Of Courage.

Courage is a universal concept.But being a student of Engineering,I need a unit to measure courage.Unknowingly we all do measure courage,and that too use the same unit.It's called Balls.Please do not restrict it to only guys and tag yourself as a sexist.

Everyone need to grow balls to show courage.Except if you thing about it practically,It's kinda like your mommas cooking....SICK and highly Disgusting/.

Now how exactly can we measure courage with balls?.It's quite simple actually.

Your show of courage means that your balls=2.

If no go then balls=0.

So are you a 2 or a 0?

By the looks of it,you seem like a 1.

Well I'm just saying.

Vampire Movie

I read Bram Stokers Dracula when i was 12.i was scared shitless.To date i sleep better when i can cover myself to my neck with my blanket,because i thought that i could fool all of them vampires by pretending not to have a neck...

and they wouldnt want just the head,right...?

...?

And its not only Stokers book that sends chills down the spine.The works of Edgar Allen Poe and the dabbling of Stephen King still give me the heebie jeebiees.But the newer series of vampire fiction have a different effect on me.

when i watched Twilight,i wanted to rip off my head and stuff it in my unmentionables.

WHY WOULD VAMPIRES SHINE IN SUNLIGHT?!?!

i dont get it why the creatures of darkness would turn into human disco balls in the day...

vampires must've loved the 70's!

i will take the time to state the obvious fact.

Stephanie Meyer is a talentless bitch,who wrote this book during a five year period.

im talking about the other period.

And she has done a wonderful job of brainwashing women all over the world.hey why dont you go on facebook now and see how many dumbass girls have uploaded statuses saying "TEAM JACOB" and pictures of all those twilight people.it makes me sick,honestly,physically ill.every time i see one of these i just wanna crawl up and die.

Thats all folks,this is Three Dog.

PS-WHY ARE VAMPIRES ALWAYS CONSTIPATED?!?!