Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Ignorance A Day,Keeps Apple Rich.

I have always related anything to do with computers to Bill Gates.Not only cause he founded Microsoft Windows but mainly cause he din't try to rip us of our cash with ridiculous sale tactics.
Steve Jobs on the other hand.
He likes stuffing dead rodents in his rectum and of course,making more and more money through hiking prices of his douche friendly products.But why,why would you buy a Mac instead of a PC?
If your brain is transmitting a message to your mouth which reads "because it looks good" then I suggest you shoot your brain before your mouth gets to know anything.
So apart from that I'm guessing its the uncanny ability to avoid crashes and viruses and STDs?
(On an unrelated note)...Grow some balls..and wear a condom.
Why would you even bother to even think about considering to bother to think about considering buying any of apples products?? (Mind-fuck much?)
The image below pretty much sums up my entire argument.
More over,Twilight has an Apple on one of its covers.So now what do you think?
Exactly.
Steve Jobs likes read rodents up his butt,all day long.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Just One Too Many.

So whats the deal with polygamy?I really don't get it.Here is the catch,for all those who think it is unfair to the woman are possibly quite wrong.Heres why,the guy is being used by multiple woman.A good thing??..Hell no it ain't a good thing.
Maybe for a week or two but then what?Having one wife itself seems pretty messed up with the nagging and what not and then having more than one wife.Man that shit is so messed up it is just beyond me.
"Love" would probably die brutally right in the early days and there are kids...Kids...and kids...and more kids.
Now,unless the guy owns a cow which shits out all sorts of currency it ain't going to make this situation easy.
And why call it Polygamy?I honestly when young thought it was some sort of a game.Well,it is isn't it.
I ain't pointing fingers at no religion or culture.
Cause pointing finger through a computer screen is like singing "OH FORTUNA" while taking a dump.Feels good as hell but ain't worth a crap.
This is all too much for me.