Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Ignorance A Day,Keeps Apple Rich.

I have always related anything to do with computers to Bill Gates.Not only cause he founded Microsoft Windows but mainly cause he din't try to rip us of our cash with ridiculous sale tactics.
Steve Jobs on the other hand.
He likes stuffing dead rodents in his rectum and of course,making more and more money through hiking prices of his douche friendly products.But why,why would you buy a Mac instead of a PC?
If your brain is transmitting a message to your mouth which reads "because it looks good" then I suggest you shoot your brain before your mouth gets to know anything.
So apart from that I'm guessing its the uncanny ability to avoid crashes and viruses and STDs?
(On an unrelated note)...Grow some balls..and wear a condom.
Why would you even bother to even think about considering to bother to think about considering buying any of apples products?? (Mind-fuck much?)
The image below pretty much sums up my entire argument.
More over,Twilight has an Apple on one of its covers.So now what do you think?
Exactly.
Steve Jobs likes read rodents up his butt,all day long.

2 comments:

  1. ive been singing the same tune as you to all mac-philes for a long long time...
    Apple=eat
    PC=buy
    mixing the two up can have disastrous side effects,like
    www.fhm.com/images/media/fckimgs/image/katie-price-ipod.jpg

    ciao

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  2. Hey Dude
    too buy a BMW u need something(which you dont understand) same is there for mac
    Mac OS X only comes for $29
    not everyone can buy a mac like you so stop cying about it...
    it is a successful software n not a open source which makes it free from viruses...
    because each n every problem is rectified for proper functioning and not like windows in which the dont resolve any problems u have...
    You have portrayed the best image of mac it is easy simple and not falling OS that does not need ur guidance so STOP this war as I am Apple Developer and as Steve Jobs has signed a peace treaty with Microsoft dont want to say more :P
    Mac is different and better in many ways from PC
    dont try make MAC grow balls because Mac *Mutates* and Windows CRASHES ;)

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