Viva la Resolution!

The concept of new year resolutions makes no sense to me.Everyone makes resolutions to start doing something good or stop doing something bad.What I don't understand is,why do you need the god damn fucking year to change in order to go about with your plans?
There is nothing new about new years.Happens every year.Why not just call it "Happy Different Year!!".
Back to resolutions.
Fuck them.
I never got around to ever making one.I believe new year resolutions are the work of the 'Procrastination Pandas'.
The PPs known for their black and white fur maybe look the same to the dogs who are color blind but for me they are incomplete and uncolored.Result of the divine laziness.