1.The straight forward "red-neck" mannerism.
YOURR MOMMMA IS A FAT WHORE!2.The delicate placement.
Your mom is chubby and works at a brothel as a prostitute.3.The ingenuousness which will probably go over everyone's head.
Your big boned mother earns money by walking down the thin line between pregnancy and STDs.So that being that,you should go fuck yourself.
See what I did there.That's the fourth kind of abuse.It doesn't get listed cause it's called the Ninja abuse.
You never know when it's coming.
Just like your momma felt about me yesterday night.
Ok seriously.I got to stop.